Adultery.. I mean, heart attack.

heard this from the radio the other day.

there was a man who went home, when he heard strange creeking noises from his bedroom upstairs. he rushed up and checked, only to see his wife, naked and sweating profusely on the bed. he then asked, "what's happening?!" and his wife said, "I'M HAVING A HEART ATTACK!"

so he rushed down to call the ambulance. but before he made the call, his son came to him and said, "daddy, uncle's hiding in the closet with no clothes on!"

the man slammed the phone down, and stomped up to the bedroom, and opened the closet. true enough, his brother was in there, naked. he dragged his brother out and scolded him.

question: know what the man said?

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"MY WIFE'S HAVING A HEART ATTACK AND HERE YOU ARE RUNNING AROUND NAKED SCARING MY SON?!"

do you get it?