Sex

1. When I was born, I was given a choice - A big dick or a good memory.. I don’t remember, what I chose.

2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.

4. Impotence: Nature’s way of saying ’No hard feelings….’

5. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - ‘don’t’ and ’stop’, unless they are used together.

6. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.

7. There are three stages of sex in a man’s life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.

8. Virginity can be cured.

9. Virginity is not dignity, it is lack of opportunity.

10. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.

11. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small..

12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.

13. Q: What’s an Australian kiss?
A: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under.

14. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with the Thing……

15. Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a mans life?
A: Life sucks, job sucks, and the wife doesn’t.

16. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don’t have eyes.

17. Despite the old saying, ‘Don’t take your troubles to bed’, many men still sleep with their wives!!

To My Readers...

just want to inform you guys that i may be posting several posts a day. so please do scroll down for more posts and don't miss them!

two latest posts are the SCSM 2008 and My Wedding Song.

My Wedding Song... If I Should Get Married.

The Wonder Of You
Elvis Presley

When no one else can understand me
When everything I do is wrong
You give me strength and consolation
You give me hope to carry on

And you’re always there to lend a hand
In everything I do
That’s the wonder

The wonder of you.

And when you smile the world is brighter
You touch my hand and I’m a king
Your love to me is worth a fortune
Your love for me is everything

I’ll guess I’ll never know the reason why
You love me as you do.
That’s the wonder,

The wonder of you.

I’ll guess I’ll never know the reason why
You love me as you do
That’s the wonder,

The wonder of you.

Standard Chartered Singapore Marathon (SCSM) 2008

well, went for the SCSM yesterday along with Qiplek and Rone. race started at 0530hrs near the Fullerton. it was no easy feat as we had to run/jog/walk for 42.195km, ending at the front of the Supreme Court and the Padang.

the three of us did pretty well at the first 10km. and we saw the Kenyans twice. once even before we were at the 1km mark, where they were already running down the 5km mark. the second time when we were entering East Coast Park (ECP), where they had around a kilometre left to the exit of the park. back to us, we had stops along the ECP stretch. that was when all the troubles started, well it was me actually. the lactic acid started to build up really fast around my quadriceps and my knee was also beginning to fail on me. so i stopped on many occasions to either walk or stretch. then it was Plek's turn to cramp. and after DRINKS STATION 16 was Rone's turn. apparently Mr Invincible has his crampy times too. his was more serious, swelling of the right quadriceps. but we managed to pull through the whole race, pretty much walking from Mountbatten Road onwards, and sprinting at the last stretch. i came in first, Rone and Plek 1second and 11 seconds behind, respectively.

my overall thoughts of the race. it was my FIRST time running a marathon, or anything this long. i was a burden to the other 2. i could feel that they wanted to go ahead, but they stuck on with me despite all the stops. i felt really guilty, holding them back. and i told myself that if i'm going to run a marathon the next time, i'll do it alone. unless i've got the ability to do it well.

whatever the results, we've completed it. we've got our medals. we've got our finisher shirt. $65 dollars worth of shit, 42.195km and 6hrs 47min 6sec long of nonsense. THANKS STANDARD CHARTERED! and to those who felt i'll never finish the full marathon, I JUST DID. and to those who are thinking right now that my timing suck, i'll like to see you try it and share your FIRST TIME experience with me. thanks!

now my legs are falling apart. my traps are aching like CRAP.


Bib No. 21785; Terence Toh Jiawei

Finisher shirt and medal!

One happy (aching) finisher!

It's my ball...

"But mom, i got it first..."

Celtics Merchandise

i've went through the NBA Store online searching for Celtics' merchandises, and i found these that i really love.


nice, plain white polo tee. with the Celts design on the left chest.

i like the plain, simple design of the shirt. looks nice doesn't it?

looks like some junk food tee, and i love it. nice colours too.

once again, plain and simple design. love the Celts colour.

the sexiest of ALL. beautiful white base with gold stripes, to signify Boston's 2008 championship.

for those who have held this, it's pretty heavy because of the emblems of the championship banners at the back. i want this for collection.

apart from all these, i would want the following jerseys too.
Garnett Celtics Championship Jersey, Authentic
Garnett Celtics Home Jersey, Authentic

Visualisation

check this link out!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUDTlvagjJA